Posted 5 hours ago

fuckyeahchristmaspizza:

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

ICH LIEBE DICH

(Source: spintheblackcircle)

Posted 5 hours ago

fuks:

just saw this on my FB

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

Hey my name is Spider-Man. You can call me Web-Head, you can call me Amazing, just don’t call me late for dinner. Get it?

(Source: peteosborn)

Posted 6 hours ago
A good writer with a sad idea and a malicious side is a person to fear.

Me. Cause it’s true. (via godiscobalt)

(via counterpunches)

(Source: gavinsdiary)

Posted 6 hours ago
rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

Posted 6 hours ago

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

Posted 6 hours ago

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

mzenun:

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What’s this? A code in the puberty book? Wonder what it could-

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I don’t know what I expected

Posted 7 hours ago

rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

Posted 7 hours ago

yoccu:

The single most toxic thing I was brought up believing is that being Adult and Responsible and Good starts with doing everything completely alone and without help

What it’s really about is learning where and when you need help, how much help you need, and knowing when to reach out and ask for the help you need to function at your ideal level

People were never meant to live alone

Posted 7 hours ago

koujakuandthediamonds:

the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about

Posted 7 hours ago

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

(Source: existentialfuck)

Posted 7 hours ago

korratic:

annathalianalapraya:

Amidst the talk about iPhone bending, I can’t help but to laugh X’D

SHOTS FIRED.